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  • I Don't Have As Many Holes As Her
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    I Don't Have As Many Holes As Her

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  • I'll Be Right Here If You Wanna Eff Moron
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  • Sold How's Your Church's Music? I Need To Know If Pastor Rock For Yals
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    How's Your Church's Music? I Need To Know If Pastor Rock For Yals

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  • Sold Expired Fruit
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    Expired Fruit

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  • Get Mad And Lay On Horn In My Bronco
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    Get Mad And Lay On Horn In My Bronco

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  • Sold Let's Talk About My IBS And How I Manage It Poorly
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    Let's Talk About My IBS And How I Manage It Poorly

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  • Sold The Constant Smell Of Animal Shit Is One Of The Nastiest Cons Of The Zoo
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    The Constant Smell Of Animal Shit Is One Of The Nastiest Cons Of The Zoo

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  • Sold Dick Flute
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    Dick Flute

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  • Sold They Might Be Giants
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    They Might Be Giants

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  • Sold What The Heck Is Bobby Kennedy Doing With A Racoon Penis
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    What The Heck Is Bobby Kennedy Doing With A Racoon Penis

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  • Takin' Out The Trash
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    Takin' Out The Trash

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  • Sold One Perfect Day When Our Fates Align, You And Me Will 69
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    One Perfect Day When Our Fates Align, You And Me Will 69

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  • Podcast Mic In Ass
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    Podcast Mic In Ass

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  • Sold Da Arch
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  • I Just Bought Stock In Your Body Parts
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    I Just Bought Stock In Your Body Parts

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  • Sold In Wayne We Trust
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    In Wayne We Trust

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  • Body Parts: Balls, Neck, Foot, Blood, Cock, Arm
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    Body Parts: Balls, Neck, Foot, Blood, Cock, Arm

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  • Sold She Made Me Watch 34 Episodes Of Young Sheldon Inside Her Apartment
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    She Made Me Watch 34 Episodes Of Young Sheldon Inside Her Apartment

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  • Catcher
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    Catcher

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  • Sold Red Cedar Man
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    Red Cedar Man

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  • Sold Part Of Every Poop Is Hearing A Gross Plop
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    Part Of Every Poop Is Hearing A Gross Plop

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  • Sold Left Oven Mitt
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    Left Oven Mitt

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  • Sold Jobs Stink! Fuck Monday! Worst Of The 7 Days!
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    Jobs Stink! Fuck Monday! Worst Of The 7 Days!

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  • Sold I Can't Stop Dressing Up As The Easter Bunnay All Year Long
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    I Can't Stop Dressing Up As The Easter Bunnay All Year Long

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  • Sold Dick Thinker
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    Dick Thinker

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  • Sold Please Fucking Stop Trying To Get Me To Bet On Sports
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    Please Fucking Stop Trying To Get Me To Bet On Sports

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  • Sold Don't Ruin My Funeral By Not Having No Wake
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    Don't Ruin My Funeral By Not Having No Wake

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  • Sold It's OK To Fart ... We All Rip
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    It's OK To Fart ... We All Rip

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  • Sold Date
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    Date

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  • Sold I'm Goin' "Un-Break My Heart" If I Have To Pick Just One Braxton Track
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    I'm Goin' "Un-Break My Heart" If I Have To Pick Just One Braxton Track

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  • Sold Girlfriend Is Doll
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    Girlfriend Is Doll

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