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  • She Calls Me Mr. Sixty Niners, She's My Ms. Dank Head
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  • Sold Gonna Invest In Some Good Lotion Like Jergens First Thing Tomorrow
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    Master Of Puppets Is Pulling Your Strings!

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    Being Snake Bit Really Angers Me!

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  • Sold You've Got Hotter Buns Than A Gorgeous Hamberger
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  • Wanna Be A 90 Year Old Crooner Like Tony Bennett
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  • Sold There's Something Up My Dickie Hole!
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  • Make You All Stare At The Ham Tongue
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  • Sold Apple Core
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  • Sold Pee Is Just Awesome Dick Rain
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  • Sold The Cheers Theme Songs Is Nice But The Seifeld Theme Really Finger Bangs That Funky Bass
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    The Cheers Theme Songs Is Nice But The Seifeld Theme Really Finger Bangs That Funky Bass

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  • Sold Different Area Codes Is Where I Have Hoz
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    Different Area Codes Is Where I Have Hoz

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  • Sold Dick Ray-Bans
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  • Sold Sick Of Applebee's And Those Lousy Apps!
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