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  • Sold Making A Delicious Fucking Broth
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    I've Got A Big Ass And I Love My Thick Butt Life, Bitch

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  • Sold Halloween Jack-O-Lantern
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  • She Calls Me Mr. Sixty Niners, She's My Ms. Dank Head
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  • Sold Gonna Invest In Some Good Lotion Like Jergens First Thing Tomorrow
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  • Sold Explosive Ass Hat
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    Master Of Puppets Is Pulling Your Strings!

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  • Sold Ultra Hot Fart Bringin' Some Real Heat
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  • Sold Dick Wart
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  • Sold Relaxing In The Pool
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  • Sold Dodge My Lasso If Ya Can
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  • Sold Dress Myself In Marinara
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  • Sold Out Of My Ass Comes The Stank Banana
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    Out Of My Ass Comes The Stank Banana

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  • Sold Being Snake Bit Really Angers Me!
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  • Sold Ruin The Air With Batshit Crazy Ferts
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  • Sold You've Got Hotter Buns Than A Gorgeous Hamberger
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    You've Got Hotter Buns Than A Gorgeous Hamberger

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  • Sold Why Don't Ya Come On Over Valrie
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  • Just Say No
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  • Wanna Be A 90 Year Old Crooner Like Tony Bennett
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  • Sold There's Something Up My Dickie Hole!
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  • Sold Dali
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  • Make You All Stare At The Ham Tongue
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  • Sold Dangus At The Door
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