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    My 'Stache Will Not Be Shaved So Don't Even Try Bitch

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    Gotta Stay Erect If You Want To Be The All-Time Record Holder For Stiff Johnson

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    That One Egg Was 40 Eggs?

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    Just Got Hired To Do Laundry For Goldie Hawn Using Her Water, Tide

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  • Sold Eat And Drink For Independence Birthday Of 250 USA Good Job U.S.A. I'm Drunk
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    Wolverine And Thor Combo

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  • Sold We Will Both Squirt From Unlimited Passion If We Listen To "Lady In Red" While We Bang
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