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  • Sold Something Very Stinky Is Coming Out Of My Wretched Colon
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    Something Very Stinky Is Coming Out Of My Wretched Colon

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  • Sold Just Got Hired To Do Laundry For Goldie Hawn Using Her Water, Tide
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    Just Got Hired To Do Laundry For Goldie Hawn Using Her Water, Tide

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  • Sold Toasted Ravioli
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    Toasted Ravioli

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  • Sold Eat And Drink For Independence Birthday Of 250 USA Good Job U.S.A. I'm Drunk
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    Eat And Drink For Independence Birthday Of 250 USA Good Job U.S.A. I'm Drunk

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  • Sold Strongly Prefer To Dump In A Porta-John
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    Strongly Prefer To Dump In A Porta-John

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  • Falling Over Wasn't The Goal
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    Falling Over Wasn't The Goal

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  • Sold Wolverine And Thor Combo
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    Wolverine And Thor Combo

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  • Sold We Will Both Squirt From Unlimited Passion If We Listen To "Lady In Red" While We Bang
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    We Will Both Squirt From Unlimited Passion If We Listen To "Lady In Red" While We Bang

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  • My Life Has Been Boring Thus Far, I've Had Kind Of A Reg Past
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    My Life Has Been Boring Thus Far, I've Had Kind Of A Reg Past

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  • Take Off My Shirt And Set The Naturals Free
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    Take Off My Shirt And Set The Naturals Free

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  • I'll Tuck Any Shirt I Want, Untuckit's Not The Boss A Me
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    I'll Tuck Any Shirt I Want, Untuckit's Not The Boss A Me

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  • Sold Strange Feathers
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    Strange Feathers

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  • Sold Bell Biv Devo
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    Bell Biv Devo

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  • Always Lookin' Atcher Phone
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    Always Lookin' Atcher Phone

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  • Warn Me To Close My Mouth Before You Break Wind!
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    Warn Me To Close My Mouth Before You Break Wind!

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  • Sold Please Teach Me How A Johnson Works
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    Please Teach Me How A Johnson Works

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  • Sold Krusty
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    Krusty

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  • Spear? Pepper? No Thanks, Gimme Reg Mint
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    Spear? Pepper? No Thanks, Gimme Reg Mint

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  • Sold Arby's Turd Crowning
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    Arby's Turd Crowning

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  • Sold We Broke Up Cuz Carlos Santana My Fave, But Rob Thomas Her Fave
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    We Broke Up Cuz Carlos Santana My Fave, But Rob Thomas Her Fave

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  • Sold How About You Hop On A Plane And Travel Straight To My Ass
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    How About You Hop On A Plane And Travel Straight To My Ass

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  • Sold Da Cone Of Shame
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    Da Cone Of Shame

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  • Sold Dreamy Cans
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    Dreamy Cans

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  • Sold He Shall Be Levon
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    He Shall Be Levon

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  • Fewer And Fewer Smokers Are Choosing Pall Mall
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    Fewer And Fewer Smokers Are Choosing Pall Mall

    $75.00

  • Sold I'm Lettuce
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    I'm Lettuce

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  • You're The Angela To My Lonsberry
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    You're The Angela To My Lonsberry

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  • Sold Cock Cannons
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    Cock Cannons

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  • Let's Watch "Look Who's Talking" On HVS
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    Let's Watch "Look Who's Talking" On HVS

    $75.00

  • Sold It's Giving Marge
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    It's Giving Marge

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  • Sold I'm Not Wocken Off, I Promise
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    I'm Not Wocken Off, I Promise

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  • Sold Boar
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    Boar

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