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  • Sold Everyone Needs A Cool Name Like Rusty Kuntz In The Future
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    Everyone Needs A Cool Name Like Rusty Kuntz In The Future

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  • Sold Out Of My Ass Comes The Sick Air
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    Out Of My Ass Comes The Sick Air

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  • Silver Fox In A 100% Cotton Fit
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    Silver Fox In A 100% Cotton Fit

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  • Sold The Climax, The Peak Of Intimacy, It's What We Bang For
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    The Climax, The Peak Of Intimacy, It's What We Bang For

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  • Stinks Like Azz
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    Stinks Like Azz

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  • Lookin' Like Blanka
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    Lookin' Like Blanka

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  • Sold Sexy Floret
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    Sexy Floret

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  • No Looks, No Humor, All Ego
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    No Looks, No Humor, All Ego

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  • Sold Elaine Ought To Stop Dancin'
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    Elaine Ought To Stop Dancin'

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  • Sold My 'Stache Will Not Be Shaved So Don't Even Try Bitch
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    My 'Stache Will Not Be Shaved So Don't Even Try Bitch

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  • Sold Gotta Stay Erect If You Want To Be The All-Time Record Holder For Stiff Johnson
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    Gotta Stay Erect If You Want To Be The All-Time Record Holder For Stiff Johnson

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  • Sold That One Egg Was 40 Eggs?
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    That One Egg Was 40 Eggs?

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  • Sold Love Isn't Always On Time According To "Hold The Line" By TOTO
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    Love Isn't Always On Time According To "Hold The Line" By TOTO

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  • Let Us Show You How A Man Should Dress
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    Let Us Show You How A Man Should Dress

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  • Sold Something Very Stinky Is Coming Out Of My Wretched Colon
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    Something Very Stinky Is Coming Out Of My Wretched Colon

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  • Sold Just Got Hired To Do Laundry For Goldie Hawn Using Her Water, Tide
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    Just Got Hired To Do Laundry For Goldie Hawn Using Her Water, Tide

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  • Sold Toasted Ravioli
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    Toasted Ravioli

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  • Sold Eat And Drink For Independence Birthday Of 250 USA Good Job U.S.A. I'm Drunk
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    Eat And Drink For Independence Birthday Of 250 USA Good Job U.S.A. I'm Drunk

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  • Sold Strongly Prefer To Dump In A Porta-John
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    Strongly Prefer To Dump In A Porta-John

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  • Falling Over Wasn't The Goal
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    Falling Over Wasn't The Goal

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  • Sold Wolverine And Thor Combo
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    Wolverine And Thor Combo

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  • Sold We Will Both Squirt From Unlimited Passion If We Listen To "Lady In Red" While We Bang
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    We Will Both Squirt From Unlimited Passion If We Listen To "Lady In Red" While We Bang

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  • My Life Has Been Boring Thus Far, I've Had Kind Of A Reg Past
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    My Life Has Been Boring Thus Far, I've Had Kind Of A Reg Past

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  • Take Off My Shirt And Set The Naturals Free
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    Take Off My Shirt And Set The Naturals Free

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  • I'll Tuck Any Shirt I Want, Untuckit's Not The Boss A Me
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    I'll Tuck Any Shirt I Want, Untuckit's Not The Boss A Me

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  • Sold Strange Feathers
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    Strange Feathers

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  • Sold Bell Biv Devo
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    Bell Biv Devo

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  • Always Lookin' Atcher Phone
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    Always Lookin' Atcher Phone

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  • Warn Me To Close My Mouth Before You Break Wind!
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    Warn Me To Close My Mouth Before You Break Wind!

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  • Sold Please Teach Me How A Johnson Works
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    Please Teach Me How A Johnson Works

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  • Sold Krusty
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    Krusty

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  • Spear? Pepper? No Thanks, Gimme Reg Mint
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    Spear? Pepper? No Thanks, Gimme Reg Mint

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