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  • Sold Begging All Americans To Vote The Republicans Out For Fuck's Sake
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    Begging All Americans To Vote The Republicans Out For Fuck's Sake

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  • Sold Old Trick Or Treater
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    Old Trick Or Treater

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  • Name One Reason I Can't Pretend The Vegetables Are My Dick In The Grocery Store. I'll Wait.
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    Name One Reason I Can't Pretend The Vegetables Are My Dick In The Grocery Store. I'll Wait.

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  • Sold Sweetener Man
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    Sweetener Man

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  • Sold Looking For A Life Partner To Love Me, Respect Me, And Tug Me Raw As Hell
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    Looking For A Life Partner To Love Me, Respect Me, And Tug Me Raw As Hell

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  • Sold Every Day Is A Stinky Fart Mission
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    Every Day Is A Stinky Fart Mission

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  • Sold We Got To Move These Refrigerators, We Got To Move These Color TVs
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    We Got To Move These Refrigerators, We Got To Move These Color TVs

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  • Sold Dated My Friend, Masturbated My Friend
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    Dated My Friend, Masturbated My Friend

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  • Sold Need A Hair Cut
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    Need A Hair Cut

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  • Sold I Shit My Pants Twice A Year On Average
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    I Shit My Pants Twice A Year On Average

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  • Sold Roller Blades
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    Roller Blades

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  • Sold We Went To Kmart On Our 25th Anniversary Then Had A Pretty Sexy Meal At Jersey Mike's
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    We Went To Kmart On Our 25th Anniversary Then Had A Pretty Sexy Meal At Jersey Mike's

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  • You Son Of A Rich Buff Bitch!
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    You Son Of A Rich Buff Bitch!

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  • Sold Check Out My Rock And Roll Fingers
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    Check Out My Rock And Roll Fingers

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  • Sold Measured My Wee Wee With An Ickey Ruler
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    Measured My Wee Wee With An Ickey Ruler

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  • Sold Oh You Have A Girlfriend? She AI I Bet
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    Oh You Have A Girlfriend? She AI I Bet

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  • Sold How T.V. Works Is They Pay Stars Like Hamm 2 Act Like Draper
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    How T.V. Works Is They Pay Stars Like Hamm 2 Act Like Draper

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  • Draw!
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    Draw!

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  • Sold Life Is Hard When Ya Face Is Nard
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    Life Is Hard When Ya Face Is Nard

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  • Some Look At Me And LOL
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    Some Look At Me And LOL

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  • Sold All Nipple
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    All Nipple

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  • Sold AI Can't Even Do My Fucking Laundry, There Is No Claude Washing Machine
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    AI Can't Even Do My Fucking Laundry, There Is No Claude Washing Machine

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  • Sold It Burns When I Pee, I Think I've Got Dick Dragon
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    It Burns When I Pee, I Think I've Got Dick Dragon

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  • Sold Corduroy Diapers
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    Corduroy Diapers

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  • Much Like Human League, I'm Only Human
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    Much Like Human League, I'm Only Human

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  • Sold Cleaver In Ass
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    Cleaver In Ass

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  • Sold Leaning Tower Of Piza
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    Leaning Tower Of Piza

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  • T.I.L. πέος Is Greek For Peen
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    T.I.L. πέος Is Greek For Peen

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  • Sold Bad Pogo Stick User
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    Bad Pogo Stick User

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  • Sold Skeeter
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    Skeeter

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  • Reusable Bag
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    Reusable Bag

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  • Booby Star
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    Booby Star

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