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  • Sold I'm In My 40's But 69 Is My Dick Age
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    I'm In My 40's But 69 Is My Dick Age

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  • Every Jacket Should Say Chest On Chest
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    Every Jacket Should Say Chest On Chest

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  • Sure, I'll Go Your Way, Lenny Kravitz
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    Sure, I'll Go Your Way, Lenny Kravitz

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  • Sold Call Me Pearl
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    Call Me Pearl

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  • Sold Nose Dick
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    Nose Dick

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  • Dr. Phil Used To Swim At My Dad's Lake
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    Dr. Phil Used To Swim At My Dad's Lake

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  • Sold Flush The Toilet To Send That Stanky Butt Mud Hella Below Ground
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    Flush The Toilet To Send That Stanky Butt Mud Hella Below Ground

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  • Sold Arrested For Slander And Need A Defense Attorney
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    Arrested For Slander And Need A Defense Attorney

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  • Sold Take A Little Hit 2 Quell My Smoky Urges
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    Take A Little Hit 2 Quell My Smoky Urges

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  • Sold Flash Nixon In Oval Office
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    Flash Nixon In Oval Office

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  • Sold Keep Getting Shit On By Bird
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    Keep Getting Shit On By Bird

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  • Open The Office Fridge And Do Straight For Yals Mixed Berry Yogert
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    Open The Office Fridge And Do Straight For Yals Mixed Berry Yogert

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  • I Do Not Care How Fast You Solved Your Wordle
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    I Do Not Care How Fast You Solved Your Wordle

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  • No Clue How To "Use The Toilet"
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    No Clue How To "Use The Toilet"

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  • You Know My 2004 Prius Was The Motor Trend Car Of The Year
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    You Know My 2004 Prius Was The Motor Trend Car Of The Year

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  • Sold Bart
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    Bart

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  • I Think I Inherited My Extra Taint From My Dad
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    I Think I Inherited My Extra Taint From My Dad

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  • Sold I Love My Damn Wife And Her No Bra, Bare Hooters
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    I Love My Damn Wife And Her No Bra, Bare Hooters

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  • Sold XXXXL Coat
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    XXXXL Coat

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  • Sold Do U See Sting As He Walks Among The Fields Of Gold?
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    Do U See Sting As He Walks Among The Fields Of Gold?

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  • I Spy On You
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    I Spy On You

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  • Sold Lickspittle Is A Cool Word For Someone Who Is Being A Little Bitch
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    Lickspittle Is A Cool Word For Someone Who Is Being A Little Bitch

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  • BAH
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    BAH

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  • I'm A Loser, Baby ... Like Beck
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    I'm A Loser, Baby ... Like Beck

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  • Sold If You Sneeze You Know I'll Be The 1st To Bless U
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    If You Sneeze You Know I'll Be The 1st To Bless U

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  • Sold Fish Tank Head
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    Fish Tank Head

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  • Holding Up 2 Fingers
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    Holding Up 2 Fingers

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  • She Didn't Even Invite My Ass To Her Last Orgy
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    She Didn't Even Invite My Ass To Her Last Orgy

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  • Bathe Me In Your Tongue Kiss
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    Bathe Me In Your Tongue Kiss

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  • Fart Racing Through The Air
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    Fart Racing Through The Air

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  • Sold Senior Citizen Thinkin' About Buns And Beaver
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    Senior Citizen Thinkin' About Buns And Beaver

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  • Sold David Bowie: All The Young Dudes
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    David Bowie: All The Young Dudes

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