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  • I'm A Loser, Baby ... Like Beck
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    If You Sneeze You Know I'll Be The 1st To Bless U

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  • She Didn't Even Invite My Ass To Her Last Orgy
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  • Dr. Phil Used To Swim At My Dad's Lake
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  • Sold Being This Sexy Should Be Criminal But There Is No Law
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  • Sold Open Coke Bottle In Ass
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  • Sold I'll Give You 311 Reasons To Love Omaha Funk
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  • To Underwood Itch I Say, "DAMN YOU!"
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  • It May Be A Broken Johnson But It's The Only One I Have
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  • Sold Eating Hangers
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  • Sold I've Done Extensive Maxi Pad Research, The Best Pads Are At Kmart
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    I've Done Extensive Maxi Pad Research, The Best Pads Are At Kmart

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  • Sold You Can Blame The Stink On My Bottom Center Hole
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    You Can Blame The Stink On My Bottom Center Hole

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  • Sold Sick And Tired Of These Silly Plumber Pranks!
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  • Sold Ralph, Simpsons
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  • Sold Give Santa A Great Big Sloppy Kiss!
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    Give Santa A Great Big Sloppy Kiss!

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  • Sold It's My Dick In A Box
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  • Sold Lean Down And To De Right
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