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  • Sold Ultra Hot Fart Bringin' Some Real Heat
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  • I Guess I'll Just Have Fewer And Fewer Hairs Until I'm Ron The Bald Guy
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    I Guess I'll Just Have Fewer And Fewer Hairs Until I'm Ron The Bald Guy

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  • Man Fight!!
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  • Sold Relaxing In The Pool
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    Relaxing In The Pool

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  • Sold Dodge My Lasso If Ya Can
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    Dodge My Lasso If Ya Can

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  • She Calls Me Mr. Sixty Niners, She's My Ms. Dank Head
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    She Calls Me Mr. Sixty Niners, She's My Ms. Dank Head

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  • Sold Dress Myself In Marinara
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  • Sold Out Of My Ass Comes The Stank Banana
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    Out Of My Ass Comes The Stank Banana

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  • Sold Being Snake Bit Really Angers Me!
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    Being Snake Bit Really Angers Me!

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  • Sold Ruin The Air With Batshit Crazy Ferts
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  • Sold You've Got Hotter Buns Than A Gorgeous Hamberger
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    You've Got Hotter Buns Than A Gorgeous Hamberger

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  • Sold Why Don't Ya Come On Over Valrie
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    Why Don't Ya Come On Over Valrie

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  • Another Fucking Brick, I Suck!
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    Another Fucking Brick, I Suck!

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  • Just Say No
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    Just Say No

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  • Wanna Be A 90 Year Old Crooner Like Tony Bennett
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  • She's Livin' La Vida Loca, Ricky Martin Was Right
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    She's Livin' La Vida Loca, Ricky Martin Was Right

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  • Sold Grub Worm
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  • My Stew Beats The Shit Outta Any Soup At Boston Market
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  • Sold There's Something Up My Dickie Hole!
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  • Sold Dali
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  • Make You All Stare At The Ham Tongue
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  • Sold The Jerk Store Called ...
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  • Hella Seeds & Stems Is What Makes My Pot Mid
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    Hella Seeds & Stems Is What Makes My Pot Mid

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  • Sold Dangus At The Door
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    Dangus At The Door

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  • Sold Apple Core
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    Apple Core

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  • Sold Pee Is Just Awesome Dick Rain
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    Pee Is Just Awesome Dick Rain

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  • Sold The Cheers Theme Songs Is Nice But The Seifeld Theme Really Finger Bangs That Funky Bass
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    The Cheers Theme Songs Is Nice But The Seifeld Theme Really Finger Bangs That Funky Bass

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  • There's A Lot Of Tupperware But Very Few Lids In The Cabinet
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    There's A Lot Of Tupperware But Very Few Lids In The Cabinet

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  • Sold Different Area Codes Is Where I Have Hoz
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