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  • Sold Another Hit Of The Bong
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    Another Hit Of The Bong

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  • Stay Away From The Ruth's Chris Cod!
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    Stay Away From The Ruth's Chris Cod!

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  • Falling Over
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  • Sold I'll Just Walk Into The Vets Office With A Swan
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    I'll Just Walk Into The Vets Office With A Swan

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  • Love Me, Sex Me, BJ Me
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    Love Me, Sex Me, BJ Me

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  • I Come From Area 51, Bro
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    I Come From Area 51, Bro

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  • Here Is What You Look Like
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    Here Is What You Look Like

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  • Sold I'd Like To Think My Rear Don't Stink, But It Does
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    I'd Like To Think My Rear Don't Stink, But It Does

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  • Sold Gotta Pee But It's Ten Miles To The Next Bathroom
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    Gotta Pee But It's Ten Miles To The Next Bathroom

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  • Sold Making A Delicious Fucking Broth
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    Making A Delicious Fucking Broth

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  • Sold Gimme M'Cranberries, I Need Linger
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    Gimme M'Cranberries, I Need Linger

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  • Sold I've Got A Big Ass And I Love My Thick Butt Life, Bitch
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    I've Got A Big Ass And I Love My Thick Butt Life, Bitch

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  • Sold Halloween Jack-O-Lantern
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    Halloween Jack-O-Lantern

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  • Sold Trout Up Ass
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    Trout Up Ass

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  • Sold Kid A
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    Kid A

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  • She Calls Me Mr. Sixty Niners, She's My Ms. Dank Head
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    She Calls Me Mr. Sixty Niners, She's My Ms. Dank Head

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  • The Dick (Peen) Is Located Just Above Where The Balls Are At!
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    The Dick (Peen) Is Located Just Above Where The Balls Are At!

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  • Gonna Invest In Some Good Lotion Like Jergens First Thing Tomorrow
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    Gonna Invest In Some Good Lotion Like Jergens First Thing Tomorrow

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  • Sold Explosive Ass Hat
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    Explosive Ass Hat

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  • Sold Master Of Puppets Is Pulling Your Strings!
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    Master Of Puppets Is Pulling Your Strings!

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  • Sold Ultra Hot Fart Bringin' Some Real Heat
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    Ultra Hot Fart Bringin' Some Real Heat

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  • I Guess I'll Just Have Fewer And Fewer Hairs Until I'm Ron The Bald Guy
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    I Guess I'll Just Have Fewer And Fewer Hairs Until I'm Ron The Bald Guy

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  • Sold Dick Wart
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    Dick Wart

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  • Man Fight!!
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    Man Fight!!

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  • Sold Relaxing In The Pool
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    Relaxing In The Pool

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  • Sold Dodge My Lasso If Ya Can
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    Dodge My Lasso If Ya Can

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  • Sold Dress Myself In Marinara
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    Dress Myself In Marinara

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  • Sold Out Of My Ass Comes The Stank Banana
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    Out Of My Ass Comes The Stank Banana

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  • Sold Being Snake Bit Really Angers Me!
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    Being Snake Bit Really Angers Me!

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  • Sold Ruin The Air With Batshit Crazy Ferts
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    Ruin The Air With Batshit Crazy Ferts

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  • Sold You've Got Hotter Buns Than A Gorgeous Hamberger
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    You've Got Hotter Buns Than A Gorgeous Hamberger

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  • Sold Why Don't Ya Come On Over Valrie
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    Why Don't Ya Come On Over Valrie

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