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  • Went To Las Vegas And My Arse Lost Every Last Buck
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  • There Are All Kinds Of Immortal Bands But Fleetwood Mac Takes The Three Singer Crown
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  • Sold Elaine Ought To Stop Dancin'
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  • Sold My 'Stache Will Not Be Shaved So Don't Even Try Bitch
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  • Sold Gotta Stay Erect If You Want To Be The All-Time Record Holder For Stiff Johnson
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