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  • I Don't Watch NASCAR, Who Cares Which Dang Car Win
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    I Don't Watch NASCAR, Who Cares Which Dang Car Win

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  • Wayne Eating Ham
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  • I May Have Pooped My Pants But I Can't Pull Them Down And Check Here
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  • My Wife's Got A Beaver Growing From Hip To Hip
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  • Sold Dawson's Creek Has Made Me A Freak For Van Der Beek
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  • Sold Exposed Palm
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  • Sold This One Goes Out To All Da Fab Moms
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    This One Goes Out To All Da Fab Moms

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  • Sold I've Been Through The Desert On A Horse With No Neigh
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  • Sold Pair Of Balls Ready For Any Orgy
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  • Sold Listaria Can Really Ruin A Meatloaf
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    Listaria Can Really Ruin A Meatloaf

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  • Sold You Know I Love To Sing Fastball's "The Way"
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  • Your Lies Piss Off And Make Mad
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  • Respect Da Perm
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  • You Think My Farts Won't Stink? No Chance!
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  • Lately, My Boss Has Benedic At Work
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  • Sold In General, A Hospital Is Where I Have All My Surgeries Done
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    In General, A Hospital Is Where I Have All My Surgeries Done

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  • Sold There'll Be Peace When You Are Done, So Carry On My Wayward Son
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    There'll Be Peace When You Are Done, So Carry On My Wayward Son

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  • Sold Never Leave Home Without My Hardon Pill
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  • Sold Sweating Up A Fucking Storm
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  • Sold Mojo Is Stolen In The Second Austin Powers Film
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  • Sold In A Bush
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  • Y'all Best Believe I'm Down Witasickness
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  • Please Enter Your Pin
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  • Sold This Easter You Get One Egg Each
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  • Sold Into The Microphone I Queef
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    Into The Microphone I Queef

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  • Sold Silly Bean
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  • Sold Lost All The Teeth Inside My Mouth Due To Sugary Eating
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    Lost All The Teeth Inside My Mouth Due To Sugary Eating

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  • Sold Your Dick Might Drown If You Scuba Nude
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  • This Is The Big Fart!
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  • I Am Constantly Listening To K.D. Lang For Her Cravings
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    I Am Constantly Listening To K.D. Lang For Her Cravings

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  • Scratch Balls, Itch Cock
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