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  • Sold Never Had Da Pap Smear, But I Always Get My Balls Checked
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  • Sold Never Miss A Dang Episode Of Touched By An Angel Or Fraser
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  • Sold Never Miss An Episode Of Law And Order
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  • Sold Never Park Your Car On A Big Hill
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