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  • Sold My Giant Secret Is That In My Pants My Dick Is Pierced And It Herts
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  • Sold My Girlfriend Coughs A Lot Because Of All The Dust In Her Apartment
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  • Sold My Girlfriend Didn't Like Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car" So I Left Her
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  • Sold My Girlfriend Knows Where The Red Fern Grows
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  • Sold My Girlfriend Rolls A Honda, Playin' Workout Tapes By Fonda
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  • Sold My Go-To Karaoke Is Always UB40
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  • Sold My Goal Is To Get $100,000 for 20% On Shark Tank
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  • Sold My Goal Is To Have Like 15 Dogs...All Weiners
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  • Sold My Hair Is My Art
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  • Sold My House Has No Bed, There Is A Giant Cot Tho
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  • Sold My House Will Have a Door Made of Candy 2 Provide a Sugary Entry
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  • My Ideal Person Has A Car And Is A Fan Of Jesus Christ
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  • Sold My Junk Consists Of Two Parts Teste And One Part Johnson
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  • Sold My Junk Smells Like The Penguin House At The Zoo
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  • Sold My Last 15 Girlfriends Treated Me Unfairly
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  • Sold My Last Girlfriend Left Me For The Manager Of A Spirit Halloween
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  • Sold My Lawyer And Me Winning My Case
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  • Sold My Left Eye Isn't As Big
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