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  • Sold My Diamond Shaped Teeth Confuse My Dang Dentist
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  • Sold My Dick Is Hairy In The Middle
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  • Sold My Dick Is One Of The Odd Ones
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  • Sold My Dick Is Trash And Also It Itch
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  • Sold My Dick's Drowning!
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  • Sold My Dodge Outperforms Mazda
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    My Dodge Outperforms Mazda

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  • Sold My Dog Loves To Mark Her Territory
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    My Dog Loves To Mark Her Territory

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  • Sold My Dream Is To Own A Boston Market Franchise
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    My Dream Is To Own A Boston Market Franchise

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  • Sold My Egg Wants Your Sperm
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    My Egg Wants Your Sperm

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  • Sold My Ex Tricked Me Into Liking Her For 17 Years
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    My Ex Tricked Me Into Liking Her For 17 Years

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  • Sold My face Is A Roly Poly Pit
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    My face Is A Roly Poly Pit

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  • Sold My Face Needs Help
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    My Face Needs Help

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  • Sold My Farts Are Nasty And Won't Skip On Stank
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  • Sold My Farts Are Powerful
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    My Farts Are Powerful

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  • Sold My Farts Ruined All Of The Air
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  • Sold My Farts Smell Like Cream Cheese
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    My Farts Smell Like Cream Cheese

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  • Sold My Farts Will Bring An Onslaught Of Stank
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  • Sold My Father Doesn't Wipe So He's Got One Hell Of A Muddy Butt
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    My Father Doesn't Wipe So He's Got One Hell Of A Muddy Butt

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  • My Father's Brother Is My Unkel
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  • Sold My Fave Body Of Water Be A River
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    My Fave Body Of Water Be A River

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  • Sold My Fave Brady Be Marsha
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    My Fave Brady Be Marsha

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  • Sold My Fave UB40 Song Is One About Wine
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  • Sold My Favorite Band Of All Time Is Motley Carew
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  • Sold My Favorite Banks Are Wells Fargo, River, Uncle Phil, Sperm, And Carlton
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    My Favorite Banks Are Wells Fargo, River, Uncle Phil, Sperm, And Carlton

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  • Sold My Favorite Basketball-Playing Dog Be Air Bud
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    My Favorite Basketball-Playing Dog Be Air Bud

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  • Sold My Favorite Brand Of Cereal Is Cap 'N Crunch And My Favorite Brand Of Refrigerator Is Kenmore
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    My Favorite Brand Of Cereal Is Cap 'N Crunch And My Favorite Brand Of Refrigerator Is Kenmore

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  • Sold My Favorite Cheers Character? I Shall Pick Cliff
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  • Sold My Favorite Girls are Golden Like Devereaux, Blanche
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    My Favorite Girls are Golden Like Devereaux, Blanche

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  • Sold My Favorite Month Is The April One
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    My Favorite Month Is The April One

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  • Sold My Favorite Movie Is Rated R For Nudity
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    My Favorite Movie Is Rated R For Nudity

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  • Sold My Favorite Movie Quote Is "Know What I Mean, Vern?" -Ernest
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    My Favorite Movie Quote Is "Know What I Mean, Vern?" -Ernest

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