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  • Sold Don't Ask Me To Karaoke And Expect Me Not To Slaughter Each Cher Song
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    Don't Ask Me To Karaoke And Expect Me Not To Slaughter Each Cher Song

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  • Sold Do Birds Really Not Pee Or Is That A Big, Fat, Disgusting Lie?
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    Do Birds Really Not Pee Or Is That A Big, Fat, Disgusting Lie?

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  • Sold I'm Wearing Pants But The Man Next Me Is Not
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    I'm Wearing Pants But The Man Next Me Is Not

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  • Sold Eat My Co-Workers Lunch Even Though It's Marked Clearly
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    Eat My Co-Workers Lunch Even Though It's Marked Clearly

    $75.00

  • Sold Melhuse
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    Melhuse

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  • Sold Extreme Hangover
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    Extreme Hangover

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  • Sold Taking A Nasty New Years Eve Shit
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    Taking A Nasty New Years Eve Shit

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  • Sold At What Age Does A Calf Turn Cow?
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    At What Age Does A Calf Turn Cow?

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  • Sold Settled For A Feather Duster Due To Rising Dustbuster Rates
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    Settled For A Feather Duster Due To Rising Dustbuster Rates

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  • Sold Pilots Must Take Off Smoothly And Land Nicely
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    Pilots Must Take Off Smoothly And Land Nicely

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  • It's Hard To Fit All These Chest Hairs In One Shirt
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    It's Hard To Fit All These Chest Hairs In One Shirt

    $75.00

  • Sold Greatest Dang Hair I've Ever Touched
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    Greatest Dang Hair I've Ever Touched

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  • Sold Maxi Pad Sage
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    Maxi Pad Sage

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  • Sold Hootie Says If She Wants To Cry ... Let Her
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    Hootie Says If She Wants To Cry ... Let Her

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  • Sold Fooled Around ‘N Fell In Love
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    Fooled Around ‘N Fell In Love

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  • Sold I Ate Raw, Rank Carp
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    I Ate Raw, Rank Carp

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  • Sold Dork Ass Santa
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    Dork Ass Santa

    $75.00

  • Sold Christmas Eve Decker Of The Halls Due To Procrastination
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    Christmas Eve Decker Of The Halls Due To Procrastination

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  • Sold Pool
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    Pool

    $75.00

  • Sold "You Gotta Grow Up!" Was The Last Thing Said During My Mom's Mickey Rant
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    "You Gotta Grow Up!" Was The Last Thing Said During My Mom's Mickey Rant

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  • Sold Dropped All My Paintings And Got Fired From My Job As An Art Handler
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    Dropped All My Paintings And Got Fired From My Job As An Art Handler

    $75.00

  • Sold So What If My Dick Looks Just Like An Allen Wrench
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    So What If My Dick Looks Just Like An Allen Wrench

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  • Sold Can't Say I Don't Braid Well, Man
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    Can't Say I Don't Braid Well, Man

    $75.00

  • Sold 'Bout To Take An All-Time Great Shit So You Might Want To Play Some Music, Babe
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    'Bout To Take An All-Time Great Shit So You Might Want To Play Some Music, Babe

    $75.00

  • Sold Finger Man
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    Finger Man

    $75.00

  • Sold Secrets Between Us Shall Be Taken To Da Grave
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    Secrets Between Us Shall Be Taken To Da Grave

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  • Sold Orville Peck-Redenbacher
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    Orville Peck-Redenbacher

    $75.00

  • Sold If You're Feeling Tingly Gimme A Call After Midnight
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    If You're Feeling Tingly Gimme A Call After Midnight

    $75.00

  • Sold This Is My Room ... Do Not Fuckin' Ever Enter
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    This Is My Room ... Do Not Fuckin' Ever Enter

    $75.00

  • Sold Free Gas And Ya Know Ya Want A Sniff
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    Free Gas And Ya Know Ya Want A Sniff

    $75.00

  • Sold Face Radar
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    Face Radar

    $75.00

  • Sold Stay In Ur Lane, Car!
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    Stay In Ur Lane, Car!

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