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  • Sold Remember When U2 Put Their Whole Entire Album On Our Phones?
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    Remember When U2 Put Their Whole Entire Album On Our Phones?

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  • Sold First, The Spark Of Love. Then, The Flames Come
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  • Sold Between 88-98 Pizzas Per Year Is My Papa Johns Goal
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  • Sold Got Her A Gift Card To Kmart For Our 25th Anniversary Which Caused Her 2 Run Me Over With Her Car On Purpose
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  • Sold Not Great At Marathons 'Cuz At Like Mile 11 I Just Stop
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    Not Great At Marathons 'Cuz At Like Mile 11 I Just Stop

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  • Sold Total Stud That Doesn't Fart Or Even Fuckin' Belch
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  • Sold When Dad Finds Out Mom Went To The Orgy Without Dad
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    When Dad Finds Out Mom Went To The Orgy Without Dad

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  • Sold The Naked Gun Actor
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  • Sold Please Stop Buying Stupid Shit At Crate & Barrel
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  • Sold One Major Aspect Of Burger King Is You Can Have It Yer Way
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    One Major Aspect Of Burger King Is You Can Have It Yer Way

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  • Sold Upper Lip Smothered By A Hairy Onslaught
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  • Sold Got Charged For A Shitload Of Shit By Someone Running A Giant Scam
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  • Cassandra Ruined The Movie When She Left Wayne
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  • Sold I Will So Cherish Every Romantic Finger Bang Forever
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  • Sold Sorry, I was Just Shopping For Doilies On The Crapper For 33 Minutes Cuz I Love Lace
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    I Left You Nothing In My Dick Will

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  • Sold Don't Fall On Ur Ass!
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  • Sold All Cars In America Are Total Shit Compared To My Hyundai Alantra
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    All Cars In America Are Total Shit Compared To My Hyundai Alantra

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  • Sold Khalifarnia Catcher
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  • Sold Don't Ask Me To Karaoke And Expect Me Not To Slaughter Each Cher Song
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