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  • Sold My Girlfriend Didn't Like Tracy Chapman's "Fast Car" So I Left Her
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  • Sold My Go-To Karaoke Is Always UB40
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  • Sold My Goal Is To Get $100,000 for 20% On Shark Tank
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  • Sold My Goal Is To Have Like 15 Dogs...All Weiners
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  • Sold My Hair Is My Art
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  • Sold My House Has No Bed, There Is A Giant Cot Tho
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  • Sold My House Has No Water 'Cuz It Lackwell
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  • Sold My House Will Have a Door Made of Candy 2 Provide a Sugary Entry
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  • My Ideal Person Has A Car And Is A Fan Of Jesus Christ
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  • My Job Stinks And My Car Is A Big Bummer!
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  • Sold My Junk Consists Of Two Parts Teste And One Part Johnson
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  • Sold My Junk Smells Like The Penguin House At The Zoo
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  • Sold My Last 15 Girlfriends Treated Me Unfairly
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  • Sold My Last Girlfriend Left Me For The Manager Of A Spirit Halloween
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  • Sold My Lawyer And Me Winning My Case
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  • Sold My Left Eye Isn't As Big
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  • Sold My Life As A Door
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  • Sold My Life Is The Pitts, Man
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  • My Looks Keep The Ladies Dry
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  • Sold My Love For You Is An Eternal Flame, It Burns Forever
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  • Sold My Love Is For Sale, But I Charge Full Price
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  • Sold My Lover Gave Me A Strange Hickey
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  • Sold My Lover Gives A Sterling Cock Yank
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  • Sold My Lover Sux On My Skin 'Til It Results In Hickey
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  • Sold My Lover's Farts Are One Of The Top Five Nastiest Things I Have Ever Smelt
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  • Sold My Lovers Must Find The Key To My Dick 'Cuz I Lock Wood
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