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  • Sold My Farts Are Nasty And Won't Skip On Stank
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    My Farts Are Nasty And Won't Skip On Stank

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  • Sold My Farts Are Powerful
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    My Farts Are Powerful

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  • Sold My Farts Ruined All Of The Air
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    My Farts Ruined All Of The Air

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  • Sold My Farts Smell Like Cream Cheese
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    My Farts Smell Like Cream Cheese

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  • Sold My Farts Will Bring An Onslaught Of Stank
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    My Farts Will Bring An Onslaught Of Stank

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  • Sold My Father Doesn't Wipe So He's Got One Hell Of A Muddy Butt
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    My Father Doesn't Wipe So He's Got One Hell Of A Muddy Butt

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  • My Father's Brother Is My Unkel
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  • Sold My Fave Body Of Water Be A River
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    My Fave Body Of Water Be A River

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  • Sold My Fave Brady Be Marsha
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    My Fave Brady Be Marsha

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  • Sold My Fave UB40 Song Is One About Wine
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    My Fave UB40 Song Is One About Wine

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  • Sold My Favorite Band Of All Time Is Motley Carew
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    My Favorite Band Of All Time Is Motley Carew

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  • Sold My Favorite Banks Are Wells Fargo, River, Uncle Phil, Sperm, And Carlton
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    My Favorite Banks Are Wells Fargo, River, Uncle Phil, Sperm, And Carlton

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  • Sold My Favorite Basketball-Playing Dog Be Air Bud
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    My Favorite Basketball-Playing Dog Be Air Bud

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  • Sold My Favorite Brand Of Cereal Is Cap 'N Crunch And My Favorite Brand Of Refrigerator Is Kenmore
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    My Favorite Brand Of Cereal Is Cap 'N Crunch And My Favorite Brand Of Refrigerator Is Kenmore

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  • Sold My Favorite Cheers Character? I Shall Pick Cliff
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  • Sold My Favorite Girls are Golden Like Devereaux, Blanche
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    My Favorite Girls are Golden Like Devereaux, Blanche

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  • Sold My Favorite Month Is The April One
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    My Favorite Month Is The April One

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  • Sold My Favorite Movie Is Rated R For Nudity
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    My Favorite Movie Is Rated R For Nudity

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  • Sold My Favorite Movie Quote Is "Know What I Mean, Vern?" -Ernest
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    My Favorite Movie Quote Is "Know What I Mean, Vern?" -Ernest

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  • Sold My Favorite Simpson Is Nottebart
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  • My Favorite Transportation Be A Car
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  • Sold My Finger Smells Like a Butt, Yals
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  • Sold My First Sex Will Be Rad
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    My First Sex Will Be Rad

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  • Sold My Fridge Contains Only Water
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  • Sold My Friends Call Me "Dick Smell." - Richard Smehlik
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    My Friends Call Me "Dick Smell." - Richard Smehlik

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  • Sold My Friends Think I'm Petty Cool
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  • Sold My Future Ex Is Somewhere On eHarmony
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    My Future Ex Is Somewhere On eHarmony

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  • Sold My Future Looks Bright, But My Past Was Ass
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    My Future Looks Bright, But My Past Was Ass

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  • Sold My GI Tract Burns Like Hell
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    My GI Tract Burns Like Hell

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  • Sold My Giant Paddles Are Not Allowed In Regulation Badminton!
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    My Giant Paddles Are Not Allowed In Regulation Badminton!

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  • Sold My Giant Secret Is That In My Pants My Dick Is Pierced And It Herts
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    My Giant Secret Is That In My Pants My Dick Is Pierced And It Herts

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  • Sold My Girlfriend Coughs A Lot Because Of All The Dust In Her Apartment
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    My Girlfriend Coughs A Lot Because Of All The Dust In Her Apartment

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