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    I Used To Be Fatter

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  • Sold I Used To Drank Clearly Canadian But Now I'm A La Croix Boy
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    I Used To Drank Clearly Canadian But Now I'm A La Croix Boy

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  • Sold I Used To Get Lots Of Boners But Since I Turned 40 I've Been In A Dick Rut
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  • Sold I Used To Just Smoak Cigs, But Then I Was Turned Onto Juul
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    I Used To Just Smoak Cigs, But Then I Was Turned Onto Juul

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  • Sold I Voted: How About You?
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  • Sold I Wanna Be In You...
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  • Sold I Wanna Be On Ya Like Bernie On Sanders
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  • Sold I Wanna Fuck You Like An Animal!
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  • Sold I Wanna Move to Tit Land
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    I Wanna Move to Tit Land

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  • Sold I Wanna Pat My Keedy Cat
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  • Sold I Want 2 B Your Maxi Pad Champion
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  • Sold I Want A Girl With A Short Squirt And A Long Jacket
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    I Want A Girl With A Short Squirt And A Long Jacket

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  • Sold I Want It To Be Big, But It's Small, And That's My Dick Truth
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    I Want It To Be Big, But It's Small, And That's My Dick Truth

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  • Sold I Want Like A Ranch With Like More Land
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  • Sold I Want My Mama
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    I Want My Mama

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  • Sold I Want To Hear Ya Take On Oscar Snubs
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  • Sold I Want To Share This Maxi Pad With You
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  • Sold I Want To Try Flathead, But 4 Years I've Counted On Phillips
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  • Sold I Want You To Say Cheeze
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  • Sold I Wanted A Sugary Breakfast But I'm All Out Of Donut Money
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    I Wanted A Sugary Breakfast But I'm All Out Of Donut Money

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  • Sold I Was Catfished On Dates With Fake People!
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  • Sold I Was Happier When My Rent Price Was Lower
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  • Sold I Was Poor B4, But Then Every Day I Got One Step Richer
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    I Was Poor B4, But Then Every Day I Got One Step Richer

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  • Sold I Was Tight Rope Walking Between Two Buildings And Fell
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  • Sold I was Topps In My Class At Oxford As A Rhodes Scholar
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    I was Topps In My Class At Oxford As A Rhodes Scholar

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  • Sold I Watch Jerry Springer Exclusively, None Of That Fake Shit Like Dr. Phil
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    I Watch Jerry Springer Exclusively, None Of That Fake Shit Like Dr. Phil

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  • Sold I Watched You Pick Blanka, Now Watch Me Pick Guile
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  • Sold I Water The Bed Each Night
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