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  • When Da Breath It Stinks, Da Mints He Eats
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    When Da Breath It Stinks, Da Mints He Eats

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  • Sold She Dumped My Ass So She Can Eff New Man At Her Leisure
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    She Dumped My Ass So She Can Eff New Man At Her Leisure

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  • Sold My Mouth Is A Fart Catcher
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    My Mouth Is A Fart Catcher

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  • Sold Yacht Face
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    Yacht Face

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  • Sold Chicken Finger Man
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    Chicken Finger Man

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  • Sold Close Your Ears ... I'm A Very Loud Shitter
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    Close Your Ears ... I'm A Very Loud Shitter

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  • Sold My Oh My Wasn't Sister Act A Beloved Nun
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    My Oh My Wasn't Sister Act A Beloved Nun

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  • Sold Nothing Will Make Me Say "You Are Not The Father!" Like Years Of Watching Maury Will
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    Nothing Will Make Me Say "You Are Not The Father!" Like Years Of Watching Maury Will

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  • Sold I Huff, I Puff
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    I Huff, I Puff

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  • Sold In The Recording Studio With Mick Jagger
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    In The Recording Studio With Mick Jagger

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  • Sold Fashions Of The Future: Face Thongs
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    Fashions Of The Future: Face Thongs

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  • Sold Keep Calm And Ear On
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    Keep Calm And Ear On

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  • Sold Spider Fart
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    Spider Fart

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  • Sold Mouth Full Of Spagaetti
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    Mouth Full Of Spagaetti

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  • Sold Side Parter
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    Side Parter

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  • Sold A Penny Falling
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    A Penny Falling

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  • Sold Lost A Bunch Of Money Through Morgan Stanley. Morgan Stanley Can Suck It!
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    Lost A Bunch Of Money Through Morgan Stanley. Morgan Stanley Can Suck It!

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  • Sold Kindergarten Through High School Were All-Time Great Years For Acting Silly
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    Kindergarten Through High School Were All-Time Great Years For Acting Silly

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  • Sold Need That Milkshake, Waiting For Kellis At Her Yard
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    Need That Milkshake, Waiting For Kellis At Her Yard

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  • Sold Football And Cigarettes
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    Football And Cigarettes

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  • Sold Sorry, This Is Just The Way I Roll
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    Sorry, This Is Just The Way I Roll

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  • Sold Scherredder
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    Scherredder

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  • Sold Cleared Her Hair From My Shower Drain And Turned It In 2 A Mustache
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    Cleared Her Hair From My Shower Drain And Turned It In 2 A Mustache

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  • Sold Another Year Down The Dick Hole
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    Another Year Down The Dick Hole

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  • Sold Fresh Prince Was Nothing Without Aunt Viv, Uncle Phil, Carlton, Etc.
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    Fresh Prince Was Nothing Without Aunt Viv, Uncle Phil, Carlton, Etc.

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  • Sold Stankee Thong
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    Stankee Thong

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  • Sold Crypt Keeper
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    Crypt Keeper

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  • Sold Rumors I Pee My Pants Are Simply Lies Of Gross Dishonesty
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    Rumors I Pee My Pants Are Simply Lies Of Gross Dishonesty

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  • Sold 'Tis The Season To Lie To Kids About Who Really Be Santa
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    'Tis The Season To Lie To Kids About Who Really Be Santa

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  • Sold Dick Belcher
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    Dick Belcher

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  • Sold Managers Have Told Me I Don't Have The Skills To Climb The Corporate Ladder
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    Managers Have Told Me I Don't Have The Skills To Climb The Corporate Ladder

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  • Sold Strawberry Face
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    Strawberry Face

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