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  • Sold The Kind Of Face That Makes You Want To Cuss
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    The Kind Of Face That Makes You Want To Cuss

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  • Sold I'd Like To Think I Can Use A Shovel But The Truth Is I've Never Even Dug
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    I'd Like To Think I Can Use A Shovel But The Truth Is I've Never Even Dug

    $50.00

  • Sold Viewer Of Maury Povich
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    Viewer Of Maury Povich

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  • Sold Yank Someone's John Hard!
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    Yank Someone's John Hard!

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  • Sold Reese's
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    Reese's

    $50.00

  • Sold Today Is Panty Day!
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    Today Is Panty Day!

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  • Sold Padlock
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    Padlock

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  • Sold I Used To Just Smoak Cigs, But Then I Was Turned Onto Juul
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    I Used To Just Smoak Cigs, But Then I Was Turned Onto Juul

    $50.00

  • Sold The Red Planet: Mars
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    The Red Planet: Mars

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  • Sold Crank The Volume When K.D. Langs On
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    Crank The Volume When K.D. Langs On

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  • Sold I Always Bet On Meryl Streep If I Oscar Gamble
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    I Always Bet On Meryl Streep If I Oscar Gamble

    $75.00

  • Sold Poop Into Cups In Broad Daylight
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    Poop Into Cups In Broad Daylight

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  • Sold Letters
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    Letters

    $75.00

  • Sold Large Spider On The Dang Wall
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    Large Spider On The Dang Wall

    $50.00

  • Sold I Love Sheryl Crow, But Am I Strong Enough To Be Her Man?
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    I Love Sheryl Crow, But Am I Strong Enough To Be Her Man?

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  • Sold Urinals For Piss
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    Urinals For Piss

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  • Sold Please Don't Break This Stolen Heart
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    Please Don't Break This Stolen Heart

    $35.00

  • Sold Took A Turmeric Shower
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    Took A Turmeric Shower

    $50.00

  • Sold Sneak Into The Museum And Take Jackson Pollock
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    Sneak Into The Museum And Take Jackson Pollock

    $50.00

  • Sold Letcher Chest Hair Show
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    Letcher Chest Hair Show

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  • Sold Name A Sexier Man, I'll Wait
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    Name A Sexier Man, I'll Wait

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  • Sold Settled For Pasta 'Cuz Of The Curry Rates
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    Settled For Pasta 'Cuz Of The Curry Rates

    $75.00

  • Sold My Junk Smells Like The Penguin House At The Zoo
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    My Junk Smells Like The Penguin House At The Zoo

    $50.00

  • Sold Praise Sia And Her Hair
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    Praise Sia And Her Hair

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  • Sold Aw, Fuck It
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    Aw, Fuck It

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  • Sold Back To Back Jump Rope Champion
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    Back To Back Jump Rope Champion

    $50.00

  • Sold Crazy 'Bout Broccoli, Hooked On Florets
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    Crazy 'Bout Broccoli, Hooked On Florets

    $50.00

  • Sold Pull My Dick Out And Stomp On It
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    Pull My Dick Out And Stomp On It

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  • Sold Lint Rollers
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    Lint Rollers

    $75.00

  • Sold Sucker For Online Gambling, Tryna Get Rich On Web
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    Sucker For Online Gambling, Tryna Get Rich On Web

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  • Sold Emailed Scott Stapp 2 Apply For A Job As Creed's Next Stage Mgr.
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    Emailed Scott Stapp 2 Apply For A Job As Creed's Next Stage Mgr.

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  • Sold When Your Pants So Tight You Got Dick Lines
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    When Your Pants So Tight You Got Dick Lines

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