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  • Sold In Favor Of Raising Taxes On The Richest Of The Rich Fuckers
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    In Favor Of Raising Taxes On The Richest Of The Rich Fuckers

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  • Sold I Deserve A Good Ass Kicking
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    I Deserve A Good Ass Kicking

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  • Sold Been Eating So Much Fucking Cole Slaw Lately
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    Been Eating So Much Fucking Cole Slaw Lately

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  • Sold I'm The Kind Of Man Who Often Says "Dill Hole"
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    I'm The Kind Of Man Who Often Says "Dill Hole"

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  • Sold That's Gonna Itch When It Dries...
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    That's Gonna Itch When It Dries...

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  • Sold Pissing Out A Dang Stone From Kidney
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    Pissing Out A Dang Stone From Kidney

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  • Sold Love To Work On Wall Street Where I Sell Stocks to Buy Stocks And Maybe Trade Bonds To Buy Bonds
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    Love To Work On Wall Street Where I Sell Stocks to Buy Stocks And Maybe Trade Bonds To Buy Bonds

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  • I Am One Terrible Hump
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    I Am One Terrible Hump

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  • Sold Car Battery Face
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    Car Battery Face

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  • Sold I'm Not Coming Ice Skating Unless We Go To A Rad Rink
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    I'm Not Coming Ice Skating Unless We Go To A Rad Rink

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  • Sold Raccoon
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    Raccoon

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  • Sold I Watch Jerry Springer Exclusively, None Of That Fake Shit Like Dr. Phil
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    I Watch Jerry Springer Exclusively, None Of That Fake Shit Like Dr. Phil

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  • Sold Futurama
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    Futurama

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  • Sold Not A Huge Fan Of Her Serpent
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    Not A Huge Fan Of Her Serpent

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  • Sold Sprouts of Brussel
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    Sprouts of Brussel

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  • Sold Close The Blinds For The Quick Yank
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    Close The Blinds For The Quick Yank

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  • Sold "I Found Someone" Is A Bomb Cher Song
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    "I Found Someone" Is A Bomb Cher Song

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  • Sold Been Eating Ruth's Chris For Days With Absolutely No Poops
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    Been Eating Ruth's Chris For Days With Absolutely No Poops

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  • Sold I'd Rather Be Pist Off Than Pist On
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    I'd Rather Be Pist Off Than Pist On

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  • Sold My #1 Fave Commercial Is Geico Cavemen And Song Is "Sex And Candy"
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    My #1 Fave Commercial Is Geico Cavemen And Song Is "Sex And Candy"

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  • Sold Bad Marksman
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    Bad Marksman

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  • Sold About Twice A Year I Take A Huge Shett All Over Myself
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    About Twice A Year I Take A Huge Shett All Over Myself

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  • Sold Hall Is Nothing Without That Dam Oates
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    Hall Is Nothing Without That Dam Oates

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  • Sold My Lovers Must Find The Key To My Dick 'Cuz I Lock Wood
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    My Lovers Must Find The Key To My Dick 'Cuz I Lock Wood

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  • Sold I Hope You Have An O.K. Day
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    I Hope You Have An O.K. Day

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  • Sold Tosser Of Salaz
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    Tosser Of Salaz

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  • Sold Overalls And Blazer
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    Overalls And Blazer

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  • Sold If Ya Like Stinky Wind, Here Comes A Gust
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    If Ya Like Stinky Wind, Here Comes A Gust

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  • Sold Please Just Fucking Fire Me!
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    Please Just Fucking Fire Me!

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  • Sold Hell Yeah I Like Springsteen, I'm A Certified Bruce Buff
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    Hell Yeah I Like Springsteen, I'm A Certified Bruce Buff

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  • Sold Pea For Face
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    Pea For Face

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  • Sold My Undies Are Having A Damp Summer
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    My Undies Are Having A Damp Summer

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