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    Necklace Is Zalez

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    It's Not The Best Dick, But It's The Only Dick I Own

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    Look At My Nipple With The Magnifying Glass

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    I Stopped Buying Gifts For People 'Cuz They Hate The Shit I Pick Out

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    Turn In The TPS Reports Or You're On Lumberg's Shitlist

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