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  • Sold I Only Fly United As I Am Well Informed Of Airline Rates
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  • Sold I Only Shit Outside Because I'm Conscious Of The Water I Use
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    I Only Shit Outside Because I'm Conscious Of The Water I Use

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  • Sold I Only Take Cabs Even Though It's Cheaper To Lyft/Uber
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    I Only Take Cabs Even Though It's Cheaper To Lyft/Uber

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  • Sold I Only Wanna Be With You, Same As Hooty Blowfish
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    I Only Wanna Be With You, Same As Hooty Blowfish

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  • Sold I Only Wear American Eagle's Jeans
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  • Sold I Only Wear Jeans ‘Cuz I Am Anti Shorts
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  • Sold I Piss So Much And It Burns So Bad
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  • Sold I Pissed For Ten Minutes and 38 Seconds to Become An Odd World Record Setter
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  • Sold I Pray My Wife Can Forgive Me After My Nissan Altima Ran Over Her
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  • Sold I Prefer a Saggy Ass
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    I Prefer a Saggy Ass

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  • Sold I Prefer Bars That Serve Crown Royals 2 Bars That Don't Serve Crown Royals
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    I Prefer Bars That Serve Crown Royals 2 Bars That Don't Serve Crown Royals

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  • Sold I Prefer Fun Colors Like Red, As Opposed To Boring Colors So Eff Gray
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    I Prefer Fun Colors Like Red, As Opposed To Boring Colors So Eff Gray

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  • Sold I Prefer Jack Link’s...Been Awhile Since I Ate Oberto
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    I Prefer Jack Link’s...Been Awhile Since I Ate Oberto

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  • Sold I Prefer My TP Perforated And Soft
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  • Sold I Prefer Newman's Own If Italian, But Hidden Valley If Ranch
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    I Prefer Newman's Own If Italian, But Hidden Valley If Ranch

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  • Sold I Prefer Wide Over The College Ruled
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  • Sold I Promise I Would Never Strangel Man Or Woman
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  • Sold I Promise To Always Love Kim
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  • Sold I Put "The Chain" On All Fleetwood Mac Mix CDs I Burned You
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  • Sold I Put Bacon Between My Ass Cheeks
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  • Sold I Quit Chili’s Once Olive Garden Hired Me As Mgr.
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  • Sold I Ran, I Ran So Far Away
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  • Sold I Really Appreciate All Of Levi Strauss’s Pant Efferts
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    I Really Appreciate All Of Levi Strauss’s Pant Efferts

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  • Sold I Really Dig Weed
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    I Really Dig Weed

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  • Sold I Really Enjoyed Method Man & Redman In “How High”
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    I Really Enjoyed Method Man & Redman In “How High”

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  • Sold I Really Love All Schmash Mouth Songs From Walkin' On The Sun To All Star
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  • Sold I Really Need To Stop Browning My Undies...
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  • Sold I Really Think Sandra’s Acting Made Her The Super Special Star Of The Film Speed
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