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  • Sold When You Think You're a Dang Genius Cuz You Watched One Ted Talk
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    When You Think You're a Dang Genius Cuz You Watched One Ted Talk

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  • When You Thought The Shart Dried So You Check Down There And Ur Still Wet...
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  • Sold When You Wake Up Lookin' Like Gollom
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    When You Wake Up Lookin' Like Gollom

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  • Sold When You Walk In On Someone Pooping Cuz They Don't Lock The Door
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    When You Walk In On Someone Pooping Cuz They Don't Lock The Door

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  • Sold When You Wanna Bone But She Already Fell Sleep
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    When You Wanna Bone But She Already Fell Sleep

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  • Sold When You Win the Oscar But Then It's Taken Back
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    When You Win the Oscar But Then It's Taken Back

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  • Sold When You're Hangry And Have Not Eaten Yet
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    When You're Hangry And Have Not Eaten Yet

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  • Sold When You're Out Her League
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    When You're Out Her League

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  • Sold When You're Pretty Sure A Poop Is Crowning
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    When You're Pretty Sure A Poop Is Crowning

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  • Sold When You're So Fucked Up It Feels Like You're Living In A Giant Painting...
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    When You're So Fucked Up It Feels Like You're Living In A Giant Painting...

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  • Sold When You're Strange, Faces Come Of Out Of The Rain, When Ur Strange
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    When You're Strange, Faces Come Of Out Of The Rain, When Ur Strange

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  • Sold When You're The Cutest Ever...
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    When You're The Cutest Ever...

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  • Sold When Your Balls Are Tiny But Ur Still Well Hung...
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    When Your Balls Are Tiny But Ur Still Well Hung...

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  • Sold When Your Balls Start Itching, The Only Relief Is To Keep Scratching
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    When Your Balls Start Itching, The Only Relief Is To Keep Scratching

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  • Sold When Your Belly Is All Button
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    When Your Belly Is All Button

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  • Sold When Your Boss Tells You To Wear 15 Pieces Of Flair
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    When Your Boss Tells You To Wear 15 Pieces Of Flair

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  • Sold When Your Buddy Says He Went On A Great Date But Won't Give You A Single Deet
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    When Your Buddy Says He Went On A Great Date But Won't Give You A Single Deet

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  • Sold When Your Cool Pants Match Your Cool Jacket
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    When Your Cool Pants Match Your Cool Jacket

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  • Sold When Your Dad Asks What WAP Means
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    When Your Dad Asks What WAP Means

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  • Sold When Your Ex Wants To Bone One Final Time...
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    When Your Ex Wants To Bone One Final Time...

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  • Sold When Your Head's a Dang Robin's Egg
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  • Sold When Your Laptop Is Full Of Malware
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    When Your Laptop Is Full Of Malware

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  • Sold When Your Lover Pick A Weird Sex Position
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    When Your Lover Pick A Weird Sex Position

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  • Sold When Your Pants So Tight You Got Dick Lines
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    When Your Pants So Tight You Got Dick Lines

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  • Sold When Your Poop Looks Just Like Adam Lavine
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    When Your Poop Looks Just Like Adam Lavine

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  • Sold When Your Poop Looks Like Paul Ryan
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    When Your Poop Looks Like Paul Ryan

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  • Sold When Your Shirt Explodes
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    When Your Shirt Explodes

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  • Sold When Your Trouser Trout Escape!
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    When Your Trouser Trout Escape!

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  • Sold When Your Video Only Gets 12 Views And A Lyke
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    When Your Video Only Gets 12 Views And A Lyke

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  • Sold Whenever I Get Frustrated With My Life, I Just Remind Myself That Early Humans Had To Sleep In Caves
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    Whenever I Get Frustrated With My Life, I Just Remind Myself That Early Humans Had To Sleep In Caves

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  • Sold Whenever I'm Blue I Just Play My Keytar
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    Whenever I'm Blue I Just Play My Keytar

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  • Sold Where Are Your Morals?
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    Where Are Your Morals?

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