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  • Sold There's Only One King And His Name Is Lebron, Darling
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    There's Only One King And His Name Is Lebron, Darling

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  • Sold There's Only One Razor I Trust To Shave The Hairs On My Ass: Mach 3
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    There's Only One Razor I Trust To Shave The Hairs On My Ass: Mach 3

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  • Sold There's Only One Texas Ranger With The Courage Of Walker
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    There's Only One Texas Ranger With The Courage Of Walker

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  • Sold There's Poop In My Glove
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    There's Poop In My Glove

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  • Sold There's Something Up My Dickie Hole!
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    There's Something Up My Dickie Hole!

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  • Sold There's Unflushed Poop And I Wanna Speak To The Manager Of The John
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    There's Unflushed Poop And I Wanna Speak To The Manager Of The John

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  • Sold There’s Mold On My Dick
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    There’s Mold On My Dick

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  • Sold There’s No Prescription For Laughter But Laughter Is The Best Medicine
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    There’s No Prescription For Laughter But Laughter Is The Best Medicine

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  • Sold These Birds Squirt An Excessive Amount Of Shit On My Hot Rod Car Every Dang Day
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    These Birds Squirt An Excessive Amount Of Shit On My Hot Rod Car Every Dang Day

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  • Sold These Birds Won't Stop Pooping!
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    These Birds Won't Stop Pooping!

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  • Sold These Crooked Senators Make Us Wanna Puke
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    These Crooked Senators Make Us Wanna Puke

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  • Sold These Damn Interest Rates Are Through The Roof
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    These Damn Interest Rates Are Through The Roof

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  • Sold These Milk Crate Pranks Have To Stop
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    These Milk Crate Pranks Have To Stop

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  • Sold These Netflix Baker Shows have Turned Me Into A Sugary Chef
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    These Netflix Baker Shows have Turned Me Into A Sugary Chef

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  • Sold These Seats Are Empty As Fuck
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    These Seats Are Empty As Fuck

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  • Sold These Senators Make My Ass Ache
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    These Senators Make My Ass Ache

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  • Sold They Call Us Doctor Love
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    They Call Us Doctor Love

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  • Sold They Don't Play "Grace Under Fire" On TBS Very Often Anymore
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    They Don't Play "Grace Under Fire" On TBS Very Often Anymore

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  • Sold They Have a Super Good Mens Relationship
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    They Have a Super Good Mens Relationship

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  • Sold They Have The Best Witch Trials In Salem
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    They Have The Best Witch Trials In Salem

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  • Sold They Make Athletic Cups Now With Dick Holes
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    They Make Athletic Cups Now With Dick Holes

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  • Sold They Might Be Giants
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    They Might Be Giants

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  • Sold They Only Had Lame Haircuts Left
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    They Only Had Lame Haircuts Left

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  • Sold They Put Lemon In My Water When I Said Just Ice!
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    They Put Lemon In My Water When I Said Just Ice!

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  • Sold They Should Call Chicken Wings Inflamed Rear Wings
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    They Should Call Chicken Wings Inflamed Rear Wings

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  • Sold They're Just Tonsils
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    They're Just Tonsils

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  • Sold Thigh Master
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    Thigh Master

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  • Sold Thin Crust Sux Compared To The Chicago Deep Dish That I Krave So Much
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    Thin Crust Sux Compared To The Chicago Deep Dish That I Krave So Much

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  • Sold Things Have Been Boring Since The Lock Down
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    Things Have Been Boring Since The Lock Down

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  • Sold Think We'll Ever See The Final Star War?
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    Think We'll Ever See The Final Star War?

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  • Sold Thinking About Starting Up My Own Company Selling Bras At Mark'd Up Prices
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    Thinking About Starting Up My Own Company Selling Bras At Mark'd Up Prices

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  • Sold Thinking About The Memorable Mom On Dawson's Creek
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    Thinking About The Memorable Mom On Dawson's Creek

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