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  • Sold Shaving My Balls Was My Idea, It Was More Her Request
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  • Sold She Always Ate Dry Toast Until I Introduced Her To Butters
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  • Sold She Broke My Heart But I Own More Land Than Her
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  • Sold She Called The Relationship Off!
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  • She Calls Me Mr. Sixty Niners, She's My Ms. Dank Head
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  • Sold She Cheated On Me So I Burned Her Wilco Album...
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  • She Didn't Even Invite My Ass To Her Last Orgy
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  • Sold She Divorced Me After I Gave That Babe An Incredible 6 Years
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  • Sold She Doesn't Believe In Evolution, Da Darwin Angers Her
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  • Sold She Doesn't Know How Powerful Her Love Is
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  • Sold She Doesn’t Ask For Diamond Rings, She Just Wants You To Call Her And Say “Hi!”
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    She Doesn’t Ask For Diamond Rings, She Just Wants You To Call Her And Say “Hi!”

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  • Sold She Dug Her Key Into The Side Of My Pretty Lil' Souped Up 4 Wheel Drive, But I Ain't Mad At Underwood
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    She Dug Her Key Into The Side Of My Pretty Lil' Souped Up 4 Wheel Drive, But I Ain't Mad At Underwood

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  • Sold She Dumped My Ass So She Can Eff New Man At Her Leisure
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    She Dumped My Ass So She Can Eff New Man At Her Leisure

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  • Sold She Found Some New Dork And Said Goodbye To My Johnson
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    She Found Some New Dork And Said Goodbye To My Johnson

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  • She Fuckin' Hates Me!
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