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  • Sold If You Wanna Get In My Ass, You Can Start With Some Flattery
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    If You Wanna Get In My Ass, You Can Start With Some Flattery

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  • Sold If You Wanna Sniff My Farts You Must Make A Rezervation
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    If You Wanna Sniff My Farts You Must Make A Rezervation

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  • Sold If You Want Me To Stop Farting In Public, You'll Need 2 Get Congress To Pass A Law Saying As Much
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    If You Want Me To Stop Farting In Public, You'll Need 2 Get Congress To Pass A Law Saying As Much

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  • Sold If You Want To Fuck We Can, But You Proly Don't
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    If You Want To Fuck We Can, But You Proly Don't

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  • Sold If You Want Your Balls Tapped Just Ask Her To Pat Under Wood
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    If You Want Your Balls Tapped Just Ask Her To Pat Under Wood

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  • Sold If You're Asking What My Favorite 90's Movie Is, I Pick Camp Nowhere
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  • Sold If You're Down In The Dumps, Orgasms Help
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  • Sold If You're Feeling Tingly Gimme A Call After Midnight
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    If You're Feeling Tingly Gimme A Call After Midnight

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  • Sold If You're Going To The Strip Club, Bring The Ones
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    If You're Going To The Strip Club, Bring The Ones

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  • Sold If You're Gonna Let The Smell Out, You Can Get The Hell Out
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    If You're Gonna Let The Smell Out, You Can Get The Hell Out

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  • Sold If You're Lookin' For The Penis Room It's Right Down The Dick Hall
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  • Sold If You're Looking To Get Laid, Try Buying A Hot Rod Car First
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    If You're Looking To Get Laid, Try Buying A Hot Rod Car First

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  • Sold If You're Not Eating Off Skewers In A Robe You Are Missing Out
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    If You're Not Eating Off Skewers In A Robe You Are Missing Out

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  • Sold If You're Sexually Frustrated, Just Let Your Dick Vent
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    If You're Sexually Frustrated, Just Let Your Dick Vent

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  • Sold If You've Never Tried Bowling, U Should Triot
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    If You've Never Tried Bowling, U Should Triot

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  • Sold If Your Landlord Says Katzaroff Limits, Call Ur Senators
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  • Sold If You’ve Got An Electric Guitar, Next Thing You Need Is Amp
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    If You’ve Got An Electric Guitar, Next Thing You Need Is Amp

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  • Sold Ignore The Dirty Sheets On My Bed For 1 Night Of Passion
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  • Sold Ill Singer
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    Ill Singer

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  • Sold Ima Clean My Mask
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  • Sold In 1982, We All Had Large Beaver
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    In 1982, We All Had Large Beaver

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  • Sold In A Bitchie Mood
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    In A Bitchie Mood

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  • Sold In a Body Cast
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    In a Body Cast

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  • Sold In A Bush
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    In A Bush

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  • Sold In A Drunken Stuper
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    In A Drunken Stuper

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  • Sold In A Ham Coma
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  • Sold In A Hangover
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    In A Hangover

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  • Sold In A Maxi Pad Trance
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  • Sold In A Portrait Studio Gettin' My Picture Taken
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