BCV Blog

  • The 36 Most Popular BCV Instagram Posts Ever

    Hey, guys. You know Instagram is more than just pics of Kim Kardashian's butt, boobs and bump and your friends' breakfasts and babies, right? For about a year and a half, BCV has been posting fresh cards on Instagram every dang day for your viewing pleasures. Now, for absolutely no reason, we've collected our most popular posts into this perfect little nugget of toilet reading.  So take a look and maybe share it with your friends, relatives and enemies. After all, everybody poops. And if you really like a card, click on the title to head over to the BCV Shop, where you can...

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  • The Football Season in Review: Our 20 Most Popular NFL Cards

    Well BCV BFFs, you PROBABLY noticed that we've spent the past 20-something Sundays getting REAL WEIRD all over some truly pathetic old football cards. Luckily, neither one of us got any BAD CONCUSSIONS. We did, however, SERIOUSLY INJURE the dignity of the internet with some of the ludicrous scribbles that we gave ALL NATURAL MAN-BIRTH to.  So to let's celebrate the FINISHING of FOOTBALL, put the PIGSKIN in the PAST, GIVE UP on the GRIDIRON, and do a sexy END ZONE DANCE for a TOUCHDOWN we never even scored. What I mean is, let's just take a LONG, HARD look...

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  • 21 Ridiculous Phrases That May Have Been Invented by baseballcardvandals.com

    Now A LOT of strange things have made an appearance on baseballcardvandals.com over the last 14 months, some of them inspiring, some of them unfortunate, and some of them just plain BORING. Everyone knows it's the best place on the internet for incredible Sharpie drawings and portraits of your favorite movie stars and your least favorite moms. But today, we're not gonna talk about visuals. Instead, we are going to celebrate those magical moments of baseball card vandalization that make a mockery of the English language and give birth to new ways of saying DUMB SHIT. You see, we have no advance idea of what joke/drawing we might come up with on a card--the joke emerges out of whatever words & numbers are already there and/or whatever stupid things are going on in...

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  • The 26 Most Popular Cards in the History of Baseball Card Vandals

    Well guys, www.baseballcardvandals.com has existed for over a year now, and I think we ALL can agree it's been the MOST IMPORTANT THING on the internet ever since. We've had our UGLY moments, our HIGHS and LOWS, gained some NEW FRIENDS and LOST SOME along the way, and QUITE FRANKLY we've seen some WEIRD SHIT. But through it all we've had TONS OF FUN, LEARNED A LOT, ACHIEVED THINGS WE ONCE THOUGHT IMPOSSIBLE, and persevered with a A FANTASTIC ATTITUDE and a PASSION for the FUTURE. So let's TAKE A MOMENT to celebrate our greatest hits: these are our 26 cards that have acquired 500+ Tumblr notes. What do YOU think? Is YOUR FAVORITE on the list? Which cards deserve more love? Speaking of love...WE LOVE...

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  • Remember that one time when we made BASKETBALL CARDS?

      Well, it was a TRIP. Now, these limited edition BCV NBA works of WEIRD ART are available for sale at SHOPBASEBALLCARDVANDALS.COM! There’s a BITCH ASS HO, a SONIC HEDGEHOG, CHUCK D., a FASHIONISTA OLD MAN, a NUTTY PROFESSOR, an AZZ-SMACKER, LOUIS CK lookin’ good, and more. So check it out It’s a SLAM DUNK or a SWISH or something.  WE LOVE YOU BYE.

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  • A BRIEF HISTORY OF BASEBALL CARD VANDALS

    Growing up in the late 80’s and early 90’s in the suburbs of baseball-mad St. Louis, Beau and Bryan Abbott learned from their older brothers that the best way to blow all of their allowance money was to turn every last cent of it into baseball cards. This became a rule that extended to any and all capital acquired from birthday gifts, visits from their Nana, or any invented scheme to generate income (including Bryan’s ingenious idea of telling all adults he came in contact with that he was “collecting current U.S. coins”—what kind of adult would deny this adorable...

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  • ATTENTION SHOPPERS: We now sell WEIRD CARDS.

    HEY GUYS, it's a NEW YEAR and we've got some NEW NEWS that's NEW this YEAR! Just in time to be NOT IN TIME for the holidays, YOU can now buy the ORIGINAL ARTWORK that you've come to LOVE from www.baseballcardvandals.com! That's right, at www.shopbaseballcardvandals.com, you'll find a weird selection of our famous CARDS FOR SALE, each one HAND-SIGNED by both VANDALS, Beau & Bryan Abbott. Each card is THE ONLY ONE LIKE IT IN THE UNIVERSE and your life MIGHT improve DRASTICALLY if you own it.While you're there you can pick up one of our EXTREMELY POPULAR, RUNWAY-CALIBER T-shirts. You won't find...

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  • First ever Baseball Card Vandals exhibit opens Saturday, October 12th!

    BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Dear BCV BFFs,  We are proud to announce the opening of our first Baseball Card Vandals exhibit on Saturday, October 12th at 83 Gallery in Columbus, Ohio! Now I know what you're thinking: "I knew BCV made FARTWORK, but is it really ARTWORK? The answer is APPARENTLY YES, and we are thrilled to be able to have THE ENTIRE BASEBALL CARD VANDALS COLLECTION on display AND for sale at the beautiful 83 Gallery. That's right, the ORIGINAL VANDALIZED CARD for EVERY POST we've ever done (nearly 700!) will be on display and AVAILABLE FOR YOU TO OWN! WHOA, you could be the...

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  • ever wonder how BCV shirts are made?

    by hand, by good people: http://instagram.com/p/cKgaTrzgDU/

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  • ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Buy any T-Shirt BY NEXT WEDNESDAY, JULY 10th and you could win THE BCV ROOKIE CARD, the original copy of OUR FIRST EVER POST!

    That's right, we are giving away THE ORIGINAL COPY of our very first POST, our ROOKIE CARD if you will. This is THE ONLY BCV original copy that we have made available, and we want one LUCKY FAN to own it FOREVER EVER. All you have to do is PURCHASE A T-SHIRT from shopbaseballcardvandals.com, and your name will be entered into a DRAWING to WIN this MAGICAL PIECE OF ART:    We'll post a video of us picking a name out of a hat next week to announce the WINNER over at www.baseballcardvandals.com. So pick up your NEW BADA$$ SHIRT and to...

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