BREAKING NEWS ALERT:
Dear BCV BFFs,
We are proud to announce the opening of our first Baseball Card Vandals exhibit on Saturday, October 12th at 83 Gallery in Columbus, Ohio!
Now I know what you're thinking: "I knew BCV made FARTWORK, but is it really ARTWORK? The answer is APPARENTLY YES, and we are thrilled to be able to have THE ENTIRE BASEBALL CARD VANDALS COLLECTION on display AND for sale at the beautiful 83 Gallery. That's right, the ORIGINAL VANDALIZED CARD for EVERY POST we've ever done (nearly 700!) will be on display and AVAILABLE FOR YOU TO OWN!
WHOA, you could be the proud (?) owner of weird original masterpieces like CARRY ON MY DUANE WARD SON, BROKEN BIKE, I IRON EACH OUTFIT, THE SHINING, GUY/SOLAR ECLIPSE, BEST BUTT EVER, BACKWARDS JACK OFF, and WHAT THE EFF, or portraits of your favorite people like SKRILLEX, EASY E, THE KING, JT, RICK JAMES, THIS GUY, DOUG, SMITHERS, MORRISSEY, THIS GUY, and of course Mr. MOUSTACHE.
We've also got some NEW DRAWING PROJECTS that we will be debuting at the show, and, trust me, they are STRANGE. Also, we will be wearing OUR FINEST CLOTHES.
So come to Columbus and see us, and tell all your friends to, too. WE LOVE YOU ALL.
BYE.