Well BCV BFFs, you PROBABLY noticed that we've spent the past 20-something Sundays getting REAL WEIRD all over some truly pathetic old football cards. Luckily, neither one of us got any BAD CONCUSSIONS. We did, however, SERIOUSLY INJURE the dignity of the internet with some of the ludicrous scribbles that we gave ALL NATURAL MAN-BIRTH to.
So to let's celebrate the FINISHING of FOOTBALL, put the PIGSKIN in the PAST, GIVE UP on the GRIDIRON, and do a sexy END ZONE DANCE for a TOUCHDOWN we never even scored. What I mean is, let's just take a LONG, HARD look at our 20 most popular NFL cards from last season. You can also check out DAMN NEAR ALL of our football cards over at http://shopbaseballcardvandals.com/collections/football-cards.
BLUE! 42! DOWN! SET! HUH?
20. Jimmy Johns (165 notes)
Now there is A LOT of lettuce on this sandwich.
Hey---when it's time, it's time.
Show some respect it takes an enormous amount of effort to look this bad.
Sounds like you've got your mind made up.
But maybe you should just not call during the game you selfish nobody.
They should really schedule band practice and football practice at different times, this is starting to get really confusing.
He wrote the original "Blurred Lines" about his pants and it was NOT a hit.
I heard he's a brief thief, too.
It's okay, your art was actually very, very bad.
This guy can do it all.
I'm so happy for you I could barf.
Oh shit, I still can't afford that.
Literally EVERYONE ELSE hates it.
In actuality, this is probably much more difficult than this photo suggests.
Coach told me this was a VERY important job.
He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
In my defense, this is the quickest way to get him in his crib.
Never really understood why this sport is so popular.
SO THAT'S THAT. We hope you enjoyed this LOW-BUDGET football adventure as much as we did. And remember, you can actually purchase one of these pieces of ORIGINAL INTERNET JOKE DRAWING ART FOOTBALL HISTORY over at shopbaseballcardvandals.com! You can spend your whole damn LIFE $AVING$ there if your really want to, but that's probably NOT a good idea for you and your family.
WE LOVE YOU BYE.