Well guys, www.baseballcardvandals.com has existed for over a year now, and I think we ALL can agree it's been the MOST IMPORTANT THING on the internet ever since. We've had our UGLY moments, our HIGHS and LOWS, gained some NEW FRIENDS and LOST SOME along the way, and QUITE FRANKLY we've seen some WEIRD SHIT. But through it all we've had TONS OF FUN, LEARNED A LOT, ACHIEVED THINGS WE ONCE THOUGHT IMPOSSIBLE, and persevered with a A FANTASTIC ATTITUDE and a PASSION for the FUTURE.
So let's TAKE A MOMENT to celebrate our greatest hits: these are our 26 cards that have acquired 500+ Tumblr notes.
What do YOU think? Is YOUR FAVORITE on the list? Which cards deserve more love?
Speaking of love...WE LOVE YOU.
Now without further ADO...
26. Made of Honey (500 notes)
25. That's Creepy, Man (514 notes)
He'll never be the HEAD of a major corporation.
24. Christopher Columbus Wasn't Here First (526 notes)
There are at least 1,492 reasons not to celebrate this holiday.
23. ELO, Don't Bring Me Doooowwwwn Bruce (550 notes)
I'll tell you once more, before I get off the floor.
22. What the Eff (559 notes)
That's some questionable facial hair.
21. Dr. Dre of NWA (590 notes)
20. My Sexiest Idea, Farted on Her (615 notes)
She absolutely hated it.
19. Huge Cat Problems (649 notes)
Landlord's had enough of me and my huge pussy.
18. A Son Kicker (654 notes)
In my defense this is the quickest way to get him in his crib.
17. I Am On A Diet, Only Had Yogurt For Dinner (673 notes)
I'm so hungry I'm going to eat this fucking spoon.
16. Morrissey (689 notes)
Every day is like Sunday.
15. Get Pussy on the Reg, Son (711 notes)
14. This Band Sucks (795 notes)
I want my nickel back.
13. Best Butt Ever (809 notes)
Can't trump that rump.
12. Jim Got a Bad Case of Butt Hand (812 notes)
Nobody better lay a finger on his butt fingers.
11. My Cock Will Schock You Into a Coma (830 notes)
Thanks for the warning, creep.
10. Puttin' On Tiny Shorts (911 notes)
I like them teeny and toasty.
9. Adult Swim Tim and Eric Show (922 notes)
8. Face Coat (935 notes)
Ready for fall fashions.
7. Shit Bread (975 notes)
I don't know man that's really weird maybe try going gluten free or something who the fuck knows?
6. Sorry Mrs. Jackson (1,297 notes)
5. I'm Drummon (1,346 notes)
When I'm not playing baseball you can find me on my drum set, outside, in my baseball uniform.
4. Play Some Phil Collins (1,413 notes)
I've been waiting for this moment, for all my life.
3. Lamp (1,984 notes)
The reason this joke is funny is like Ikea furniture, it's hard to put together.
2. Pull the Shades Down (2,093 notes)
I'm about to get really weird with myself.
1. I Iron Each Outfit (4,241 notes)
Dress for success.
There you have it, the numbers DON'T LIE. Now let us know what you think!